Super Bowl Preview from a Guy With His Penis Stuck in a Bear Trap
I’m excited that my team, the New York Giants, are going back to their second Super Bowl in fourth year. Since I’m biased, I can’t write an impartial preview. So here to do that with a guest blog is my good friend, Guy With His Penis Stuck in a Bear Trap: Are you ready for … Read more
I Have a Particular Set of Wolf Fighting Skills
Hello. My name is Liam Neeson. You may remember me from films such as Schindler’s List or The A-Team. Or maybe you remember me from Taken. In my newest film, The Grey, it has been brought to my attention that a bunch of wolves attempt to fight me. This is an open letter to those … Read more
The Monday Morning Rinse
Happy holidays, everyone. Most of the week 16 games happened on Saturday, but I took the day off of recapping to hang out with the family. I hope you were as lucky as me, to be able to hang out with people you cared about. Now that the sappy stuff is out of the way, … Read more
The Night Before Christmas: A Photo Essay
In my family, Christmas Eve is probably the holiday everybody gets most excited about. It’s a great time. We eat a lot of good food and wrap a lot of presents. Well, I don’t wrap presents, because I can’t do it right. Seriously, after I’m done wrapping a gift, the wrapping paper looks like its in … Read more
The Most Interesting Holiday Sitcom Episodes of All Time
As a child of the 80′s, I was weaned on the teat of the sitcoms of network television. There was a few years when I watched pretty much every one I could. One of the staples of the sitcom is the Christmas episode. Today, I’m counting down my the most interesting (and sometimes disturbing) episodes … Read more
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