Super Bowl Preview from a Guy With His Penis Stuck in a Bear Trap
I’m excited that my team, the New York Giants, are going back to their second Super Bowl in fourth year. Since I’m biased, I can’t write an impartial preview. So here to do that with a guest blog is my good friend, Guy With His Penis Stuck in a Bear Trap: Are you ready for … Read more
I Have a Particular Set of Wolf Fighting Skills
Hello. My name is Liam Neeson. You may remember me from films such as Schindler’s List or The A-Team. Or maybe you remember me from Taken. In my newest film, The Grey, it has been brought to my attention that a bunch of wolves attempt to fight me. This is an open letter to those … Read more
At This Point It Is Evident That I Do Not Care For Ben Stiller
Hello, everyone. My name is Robert DeNiro. You may remember me from Godfather Part II, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, Casino, Jackie Brown, Heat, Raging Bull, or The Untouchables. But most of you probably know me as Jack Byrnes, the man who has made it painfully obvious that he does not quite care for Ben Stiller. Some people … Read more
