Move Over, Dogs: Freakishly Small Horses Are Now the Best Animal to Aid the Blind
I was hanging out between shows recently, talking to a fellow comic and a staff member from the club we were performing at. As we were casually chatting, a man with a seeing eye dog walked past us into the club (the guy wasn’t blind – I can only assume he was training the pup). … Read more
Dominos Is Testing Pizza Delivery Drones
Dominos Pizza is testing a drone delivery program, where a small drone helicopter delivers pizzas in place of their usual human delivery service. Here are some of the initial reports of hiccups the program is facing so far: * Delivery boys everywhere are planning a huge protest as soon as they get done huffing paint for three, maybe four … Read more
Toby Keith Presents Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill Toby Keith
Did you guys know Toby Keith has a chain of restaurants? I recently walked by one of the yet-to-be completed locations: In case you can’t read, it’s called “Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill.” I don’t know how the restaurant itself is going to turn out, but I have a few problems with … Read more
Upcoming New York City Health Initiatives
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is trying to improve his city’s health through legislative action. But what’s his next move? Here’s are some upcoming health initiatives for which Bloomberg is advocating: * By 2020, goal is streets that feature 40% less piss. * New ordinance will require fast food employees to fat-shame anyone who … Read more
A Drone Responds: “No Matter What You Think of Me, I’m More Interesting Than My Name Implies”
Hi, I’m a drone. Recently there’s been a lot of controversy over the U.S. government’s use of me. Rand Paul’s filibuster last week got everyone debating the ethics of using drone strikes. No matter where you stand on the issue, one thing needs to be said: despite my name, I’m an engaging and charming conversationalist. … Read more
